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Little kids waiting in line. 

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ 

Me

‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

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(Source: mikaelson-forbes)



- WhiteParent :“If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent :“IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent :“go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent :“go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent :“Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent :“Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent :“we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent :“We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent :“please stop crying .”
- BlackParent :”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent :“you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent :“Who won ?”
- WhiteParent :“I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent:“Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent :“Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent :”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”